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With all my heart, I do sincerely pray
That this precious friendship forever will stay
Deep in my soul, a vow I will offer
You’ll always be my friend, from now until forever.
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My girlfriend invited me to her
house,
I found her sister alone
in the house,
she was
unbelievably sexy,
she
whispered in my ear, “i have
feelings for you, shall we have
sex” ,
I immediately turned
around and walked to the front
door to go to my car,
I found
my girlfriend standing there,
she hugged me and said:
“you’ve won my trust”…
Moral
of the story: always keep your
condoms in the car.
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What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Good Evening
Posted On Monday, 28 Nov 2011. Share
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Life is an unassailable fortress; the more you
vehemently respect it; the more it perpetually
sequesters you in its Omnipresent belly; nourishes
each cranny of your existence with the tonic of
radiantly vivacious righteousness,
