WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
A banker provided by nature
A person no different from the rest
….except that he/she got caught
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers
on the plane shortly after take off.
“Thank you for flying with us this
morning. The weather is…..”
When suddenly he starts screaming
while he is still on the loud speakers,
“Oh my God. OMG! OMG! This is going
to hurt….Its burning”
A ghostly Silence reigned! He gets back
on the microphone talking to the
“I sincerely apologize for the incident
but the air hostess just dropped a very
hot cup of coffee on my lap…you
should see my pants from the front”
A passenger replies
“Why don’t you come here and see Our
PANTS FROM BEHIND”!!