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I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day
I asked God for true love, he gave me that too
I asked for an angel and he gave me you.
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A husband, the owner of a new car, was some what reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the grocery store,
which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed,
“Remember, if you have an accident, the news paper will print your age.”
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My girlfriend invited me to her
house,
I found her sister alone
in the house,
she was
unbelievably sexy,
she
whispered in my ear, “i have
feelings for you, shall we have
sex” ,
I immediately turned
around and walked to the front
door to go to my car,
I found
my girlfriend standing there,
she hugged me and said:
“you’ve won my trust”…
Moral
of the story: always keep your
condoms in the car.
