What’s the fastest
thing on earth?
Bullet? Sound? Light?
No, the answer is
Prayer. Because it
…reaches Heaven even
before you can say it.
Thumbs up if u agree
What’s the fastest
thing on earth?
Bullet? Sound? Light?
No, the answer is
Prayer. Because it
…reaches Heaven even
before you can say it.
Thumbs up if u agree
6 REDEFINED DEFINITIONS :
1. LOVE :
Temporary illness curable by marriage with some other boy or girl.
2. BOSS :
Some one who is early when u r late and late when u r early
3. CIGARETTE :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other
4. DIVORCE :
Future tense of Marriage
5. LECTURE :
The art of transforming a conscious person into a subconscious state
6. GENIUS :
Well, u know my name.
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Kiddy Baby
I love u not bcoz of what u have…
but bcoz of what I feels….!
I care for u not bcoz u need care…
but bcoz I want to be the one who care for u…!!
I’m always here for u not bcoz I want u to be with me..
.but I need to be with u..!!! You have entered my heart…
and YOU’LL BE THERE FOREVER… I LOVE YOU !!!
If you smile, the day will be cheery;
If you smile, the day will be bright;
If you think good thoughts, you’ll be happy,
And everything will work out just right.
So don’t let a frown turn you sour;\
Don’t let bad thoughts make you blue;
Just always remember, think positively …
Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”.